Pumped Up Kicks.

 This time of year I notice all letter carriers get these standard issue crampons, they look like rubber curling sliders with thumb tacks pressed through. They look pretty silly, but they at least serve a purpose, balance.

I read last week that Crocs, you know the holed-foam slip on, made over $1 Billion last year.  Not surprising when you think about it, health care professionals love them because of the comfort and light weight and kids love them because they have a smiling crocodile on the logo. I still find them ridiculous and would never own a pair.... at least until I turn 50. 

Like Forrst Gump's Mama always used to say, "You can tell a lot about a person by they shoes, where they go, where they've been."

Please explain to me what the fine pieces of footwear say. I'm not exactly following what they're trying to tell me. 

 

	How easily would you change tracks on the Mini CD, better yet, why would you have a CD of either size.
	If there is no sole, are the still a shoe?
	I guess they'd have to mold these ones to your foot, which is good because they can ditch any unwanted toe curlies.
	You'd have to have some damn strong calves to rock these beauties. The David Copperfield of high heels, where's the heel?
	These are the mini-mitts of dock shoes, just fugly. They look like they stink
	See why not go with something a little more practical like these, the Recycling Cruisers.

What's the ugliest pair of shoes you seen, send pics to tj@mountainfm.net